today at college i saw a wifi network called “Scott’s iPhone” so i tried logging into it with the password “scottiscool” and it worked
What do you think of this shirt?
I think it makes me believe in God.
and he’s pulling up his damn underwear ugh
my virginity was made by Nokia because it’s unbreakable
I WAS IN MY SHOWER WHILE SPOTIFY WAS PLAYING AND AFTER LIKE 15 SECONDS OF SILENCE I HEAR THE AD GUY SCREAMING “HELLO THERE SPOTIFY LISTENER” AND I THOUGHT IT WAS SOMEONE IN MY BATHROOM AND I NEARLY FELL OVER
Hiiiiii, could everyone PLEASEPRETTYPLEASE do me the favor of following my other and brand new account, @5sauce-sexualfrustrations
It’ll be really, really hot over there and I need some submissions, and I really trust my followers when it comes to being diRTY AS FUCK and helping me
Soon enough someone’s gonna die participating in the selfie olympics
That’s one dapper son of a bitch.
DID YOU JUST
there are millions of starving kids in africa and miley cyrus has 15 chapstick egg things
did you seriously take the time to count exactly how many chapstick eggs she had before making this post?
counting isn’t actually as difficult and time-consuming as you would imagine
Ohh okay thank you
Ummmm hasn’t the season premiere of Sherlock aired in the UK yet? that is the episode where Sherlock jumps off the roof, ye?
Tumblr is going to crash tomorrow and we all know which fandom to blame
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes